Last June my oldest son was 21 and I was 42, and I smiled amazed at the fact that he was half my age.
This June my oldest son is 22 and I am 44, and I am smiling because he is still half my age.
Maybe I can be a politician as I am not really doing anything, yet have been able to manipulate information to make this work out perfectly. I am not lying in the first two sentences. How can this be?